Verbatim from Douglas, after his first chance to play in the 'dramatic play' area in his new classroom.
"We were playing that there was this baby, and it pooped everywhere."
"It pooped in my milk."
"And then it pooped in my food."
"Then it got sucked up into the vacuum cleaner!"
"And then it pooped in the vacuum cleaner too!!!"
(yes merf, I' remember :)